NSFW Saturday – Shaebay does Goatse


Mr X Stitch presents NSFW Saturday - the naughtiest needlework on the planet!

Happy Saturday, everyone! Time for another dose of some adult themed needlework. If you’re ready for it, scroll past Mr Cute Puppy and get to it!

WARNING!
NSFW SATURDAYS WILL CONTAIN CONTENT THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
IF YOU READ THESE POSTS, AND ARE OFFENDED, WE’RE SORRY BUT WE DID WARN YOU!

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Now, normally we’d dive right into the rudeness, but ShaebayOpens in a new tab. has pulled out a right corker here, so we want to give you a chance to back out of this one. If you know what Goatse is, then you can take your chances, but if you don’t know what it is, read this wikipedia articleOpens in a new tab. and decide thereafter if you wish to continue…

Shaebay's astonishing goatse cross stitch

Some cross stitch pieces amaze you, some inspire you, some shock you. ShaebayOpens in a new tab.‘s latest piece sits in the first and last categories. At 4 inches by 6 inches, this is possibly the most hardcore cross stitch you’re likely to see.

I can’t even go into any analysis of the source material but it’s a classic picture that defined the internet at one point. Shaebay’s working of it is stunning, in many senses of the word.

It amazes me, and it repulses me. Which in my book means this is art.

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Jamie Chalmers, aka Mr X Stitch, aka the Kingpin of Contemporary Embroidery is the founder of the Mr X Stitch site, the world's longest running embroidery blog, the curator of PUSH Stitchery and the author of the Mr X Stitch Guide to Cross Stitch. He is also the founder of XStitch, the game-changing cross stitch design magazine which launched in Summer 2017.

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